junkster

(n). a person who is in need of durgs or action and is helpless to do or get any without someone doing all the work. also a pushy junky who won't stop untill they gets their durgs

EX # 1
(phone rings)
bill : "fuck! this asshole keeps calling me to put bets in for him"
adam : "why can't he call himself? "
bill : "cuz hes a fuckin junkster faggot fuck! "
EX # 2
willy : "mikey, roll a blunt"
mikey : "roll it yourself im busy"
willy : "i can't"
mikey : "huh your a fuckin junkster!"
willy : "haha yup"

by fat scum January 5, 2008

Jackmaster

Extremely Nutz Kine or Hella tight.

(Needs to be "Extremely" or "Hella" in order for it to be "Jackmaster")

Jareds sick score with all those bitches was totally "Jackmaster"!!!!!

by Jackmaster3000 March 17, 2009

Junktastrophe

The act of being hit in one's junk so hard that it kills you.

Guy1: "Dude, Mike got hit in the junk by a Wrecking Ball and died."
Guy2: "Man that sucks, what a junktastrophe."

by radium61 November 2, 2009

Junkmeister

Refers to a male that is often touching, scratching or rearranging his groin in public.

Hey, stop being such a junkmeister and get your hands out of your pants.

by winningisme September 14, 2011

jinmaster

amazing man, born from the cyrogenically frozen feces of confucius. Lives to this day aimlessly roaming the earth.

I think I saw a jinmaster in my sleep. and now im scared to get out of bed.

by FRUMPTY THE FISHMASTER October 18, 2011

Funkmaster

A person in the workplace who acts or believes he/she is the boss, even thought he/she is not.

What a funkmaster, he thinks just because he's been here for so long he can tell me what to do.

by Artemis Jones March 28, 2007

funkmaster

an old guy who struts like a gangster / john travolta.

there is harold walking in the hood, check that shizzle out my nizzle.
dont fook with harold the funkmaster.

by Rz0V May 13, 2005