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day jobber

A person who maintains a job Monday- Friday but slips into patch-work pants on Friday afternoon and roams the lot pretending to be a tour rat. Most wookies can locate day jobbers quickly due to their cleanliness and overall scent. Day jobbers often collect ticket stubs and begin sentences with "Dude I have seen phish soo many times."
"Dude Odie is such a freaking day jobber- she drives a bmw bro."
by Rudy Wagoner May 3, 2008
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General Jose Nunez

A well know Dominican army General who led an army of underage children, and lower class village people to numerous battles in the Dominican country side durning the great machete wars that took place in the streets of the Dominican Republic in the 1990s. Known for his policy to only engage in battles with woman and small children often attacking with the surprise of nightfall riding on his trusty donkey Renaldo in a captain crunch like uniform. After retiring due to being accused unethical army procedures he settled in the United States after crossing the boarder illegally. He has help many jobs, such as gay male prostitute, Carpenter for CWI, and Used Tire Shop owner. He currently resides with his family and a close older college male professor who he engages in homosexual activity with.
General Jose Nunez proudly gave the orders to burn the village and leave nothing for the dink’s.

It’s General Jose Nunez days at N & M Tires, come on in for a ballon blown up on the free air pump.
by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019
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East San Jose

A part of the city of San Jose in the Silicon Valley that is plagued by high crime rate, gang activity and murders. Statistically speaking most of San Jose's murders take place in this part of the city. Still there is nicer parts to it and the Alum Rock state park is one major attraction. The Eastrigde mall is also a major shopping destination.
A: yo did you hear about that foo that got stabbed last night?

B: yea man it happened at he corner of king and Tully road
A: east San Jose is getting bad man i ain't going back there no more
by Nasor6221 February 3, 2015
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Maria Jose

A Maria Jose or a “Maria” is one of the most trustworthy people you could ever meet. She also is a great listener and gives great advice but don’t do anything wrong to her friends because if you do she will come after you so fast. A Maria Jose is beautiful and she will not only attract guys with her looks but she’ll also attract Girls too. If your a Maria Jose’s friend and you get her mad she’ll give you the silent treat meant until she thinks she’s punished you enough. When A Maria Jose loves you she isn’t afraid to tell you sometimes she’ll just say she loves you unexpectedly and all you can do is tell her you love her back. She will get really sad though if your her friend and you ignore her or if she thinks you mad at her. Basically if you ever get a Maria Jose or a “Maria” never let her go and always be there for her.
Maria Jose

Maria:Love you!!
You:Love you too.
by Kftw4thewin October 21, 2018
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Jorbe

That one English teacher who always arrives late and somehow resembles to lord Adolfo Hitler, btw, he ain’t that close to u, because u nasty af
Yo, Jorbe always yells at me, oh but Andrea...
by iamjorbe November 22, 2018
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Jobseeker's Allowance

Also known as JSA, this is the standard state handout to the unemployed in the UK.
Jobseeker's Allowance is paid by Jobcentre Plus to Jobseekers, who are required to actively seek work.
In order to receive Jobseeker's Allowance you must go to a branch of Jobcentre Plus so that a member of staff (a Dictator) can find out what sort or work you will have to look for - which is usually the most lowest paid, temporary and agency work. This will be called your Jobseekers Agreement.
If the dictator decides you are doing enough to find work, you will get paid a paltry sum that is not enough to live on.
In order to continue receiving Jobseekers Allowance, you must visit the Jobcentre Plus every 2 weeks - known as "Signing On" to show a dictator evidence of what you have done to find the work that is put down on your Jobseeker's Agreement.
This is very demeaning and the Dictator will make you feel very small and guilty that you are still a jobseeker.
If the dictator thinks you have applied for enough menial jobs but havent got one, you will be eligible for another payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
You will then have to go back in another 2 weeks to do this again for your next payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
If the Dictator decides you are not applying for enough jobs, he or she will stop your claim and you will no longer be eligible for any Jobseeker's Allowance.
I'm going up the pub tonight, got me Jobseeker's Allowance paid today!
by unemployed person April 22, 2009
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Joseantonio

Joseantonio means a very cool, but complex person. The name means hardworking, loyal, nice, and an overachiever, but a perfectionist. A thing that you might not know about a Joseantonio is his feelings. He may look one way, but feel another. Joseantonio may try to blend in or not appear as he may seem. He may be non-trustworthy at times, but an all around good guy and maybe even a bit funny.
I thought I knew you! You are such a Joseantonio!
by Joe, Sean, Tony, and Oh. March 13, 2018
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