Jaques Strap

One of Bart Simpsons' many prank call name's given to Moe.

<MoE> Amanda Huginkiss! Can I get Amanda Huginkiss here? Aww, why can't I get Amanda Huginkiss?
<BarFlies> Aww haw haw haw, aww haw.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 16, 2003

Jocques

To take something. /Jacquesed/ Synonymous with “jocked”

Is it cool if I JOCQUES the last slice of pizza?

My bad bro, I already JOCQUESED the last slice.

by Sniper YT March 9, 2023

Jaquess

A smart girl, usually one of the girls that's geeky and cool at the same time. She doesn't care what people think about her, and just goes with the flow. Is relatively calm, but is still quite formidable when angered. She is kind, and is willing to help those who want it. can sometimes be a pushover, but this is unusual and usually means she is not feeling well. Not particularly pretty, but is beautiful in her own way. Likes her boys dorky, but not too much. Can be random at times, but down to earth at others.

I bet that new girl's name is Jaquess, she so smart, yet she's so friggen cool.

by wojothejojo February 23, 2009

Jaques la flame

Aka Travis Scott, former nba all star, played 7 years in the nba before a career ending hip injury. His best season was his rookie season where he scored 23.7 points and 12.4 rebounds per game where he won the 1997 rookie of the year award. He was drafted and retired by the Utah jazz and will forever go down as an nba legend.

Jaques la flame is my favorite nba player, dude.

by Noc laflame October 15, 2018

Jaques

Blonde hair and blue eyes that pulls bitchs

Damn that Jaques pulled gang bitches

by Nnnnnnnno1 February 18, 2016

Phil Jaques Moment

When one commits an act that can be compared to retadism. Common in teenage boys living in Mount Waverley. Perfected by Andrew M. Committing a 'Phil Jaques Moment' can result in the offender being beaten and ridiculed relentlessly.

Anthony: Oh Shit! I just dropped my priceless ming vase!
Andrew: Bah!!! Phil Jaques Moment!
(punches ensue)

by currently_situated November 2, 2006

Jaques Cousteau

Noun. Any jackass who thinks they know something about animal life, and spits useless, public knowledge about the mating, eating or hunting habits of animals.

JC: Hey did you know giraffes were born with long necks so they can eat the leaves from trees.

Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden

by CKYass September 28, 2009