Jonko

Dutch slang for a spliff or blunt

Ey pass that jonko

by Bbc4ever March 17, 2019

AND HIS NAME IS.... JOOOOOOHHHHNNN CENA

DO DUH DOO DOOOOOO, DO DUH DOO DOOOOOOO

is dat john cena
***AND HIS NAME IS.... JOOOOOOHHHHNNN CENA***
Also press ALT+F4 to see john cena in 24 hours, sooooo magical!
john cena bee WWE champion btw since this thing is making me define him 'w'

by xXMemeAndDerpLordXx November 6, 2017

Jooky

A ficticious purple soda from Sprite's "Image is nothing" ad campaign.

"Jooky, jooky, it's a party in a can!"

by Phatmac February 15, 2005

joojoo eyeball

used in the song "Come Together" by The Beatles; meaning a look that gives bad karma, like evil-eye

He got joojoo eyeball

by kdl42 June 10, 2008

Jook'd

First coined by Niko from the youtube channel Corridor Digital in their Lan Party episode of Mario Chase, This term is used when someone makes it out of an extraordinarily sticky situation.

Upon dodging getting tackled and making a Touchdown, I screamed JOOK'D

by austinbro217 December 19, 2012

Jonko

A grinded magical plant enrolled in paper.
This mystical stick is known to both cause and cure depression.

The monks of the old world used to believe it was made with the substance of god.
We later discovered that it was Satan's way of introducing good times into the universe.

I yeeted all my ganja onto this piece of paper and rolled the legendary JONKO!
This Jonko made me fly so high i burned my ass to the sun.

by gekke gerri November 2, 2019

JOKO'd

1)To fuck up beyond all repair.

2) To trainwreck something.

3) To destroy with your own stupidity

1) I ran my car into a tree and JOKO'd it.

2) She came into my blog and JOKO'd it.

3) I was so drunk I didn't know what I was saying and JOKO'd my friendship with her.

by O'CASEY November 5, 2009