Jonksauce

Of or pertaining to Josh Jonkman. Ew...

Hey look, there's Jonksauce, walkin' down the street. Ew...

by what_the_boss May 13, 2010

Jolk

Jolk is another word for sex. Which means to have sexual intercourse, which is the inserting of the penis into the vagina.

Example
Friend 1: Bro I just wanna jolk!
Freind 2: Same bro. Jolk it, jolk it, jolk it yeah!

by Hugo Soerm June 9, 2020

Rocks for Jocks

Basic geology taught at the college level, presumably without the academic rigor that might otherwise cause athletes to lose their ability to play due to academic disqualification.

"Geology 105 is known as Rocks for Jocks."

by Chemguy June 24, 2008

a bum's jockstrap

This is a foul human groin, butt smell.

Gaaawd, it smells like a bum's jockstrap in here in the bedroom!!!

by I, Wreckerrr January 30, 2021

Jordanian Jockstrap

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.

We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.

by Reno/flex June 17, 2018

Jocksygen

The act of sneaking up behind someone in the locker room after gym class or a football game and wrapping your freshly used jock strap around their face and pulling it tight.

I ended up with the scent of taint on my face when Joey gave me jocksygen after the game.

by braves006 January 2, 2009

joaks

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

ungomma what joaks you’re doing , you think you’re comedy king uh?

by richie716 July 5, 2020