nose ointment

A nose ointment is a person who noses from ther window & then goes and tells other people what they presume has happened.. Which ends up as Chinese Whispers..

Oh my god look at that Nose ointment , you can see them behind there blinds/curtains Looking Nosey so& So...

by Thebody66 May 15, 2016

Ajointment

It's when you've got an appointment to go smoke some joints with your friends.

Man, I was so stoned after our ajointment that I ate all the food in my kitchen.

by Dick-Pound July 31, 2012

Ointmented

Refers to when someone has a injury and then applies ointment 🥺🐥

I had a cut on my big toes so I cleaned and ointmented it

by Butfirstcofi November 1, 2020

ointment

An old person. Senior Citizen, or elderly individual. Applied, but not limited to, those ages 60 or older. Durived from Teen Girl Squad by Strongbad.

"Mister Pitters wishes he was a teen girl, but he's really just an ointment."

by Astrodisiac August 13, 2006

ointment

Substance applied for relief after receiving a burn.

"That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN."

by Der Capitan December 29, 2003

Blue Star Ointment

An ointment for any opposite team the Dallas Cowboys play, especially when they're about to beat the Dallas Cowboys.

I love seeing that Blue Star Ointment applied on the Dallas Cowboys.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 25, 2004

Onion in the ointment

From the Simpsons, Abe Simpson often refers to it. Similar to "the fly in the ointment," except with an old timer twist.

I forgot to bring the Sisterhood of the Travelling pants!
Well that's the onion in the ointment.

by onioninointment July 10, 2011