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John David Bloom

The boy i kissed in 3rd grade.
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Looks like tomato after PE
by Michaelaftonc0ck March 21, 2022
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John David Talley

John David Talley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He loves the Lord and will always pray for those he loves. He LOVES food and naps. He loves to cuddle but mostly so he can receive tickles. His obsession is videos games and spends quite a long time playing them. He is extremely sexy even though he doesn’t see it for himself. If you find a man like him, do not let him go. He is the best!
Girl 1: I just met this guy and he is a total 10. Sweet, kind, caring, and sexy!

Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!
by Abstract Sounds September 4, 2022
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John Davidson

The name of any creature that has a HUGE penis; anything named John Davidson has a massive penis.
-Bruh.. I named my duck John Davidson because he has a FUCKING HUGE penis.
-My sister dated a guy named John Davidson and apparently his dick is 40 inches FLACCID!
by Rustyflight November 9, 2019
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John Davidson

Former host of 80s television hit That's Incredible.

"John Davidson" has come to be synonymous with the word "incredible".
"Did you see Danny Way jump the Great Wall of China?"

"Yeah, that's so John Davidson!"
by rustymac September 6, 2005
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John davidson

The bitchiest in the friend group; always whining like a bitch and sounding like a bitch
by Big dick mentality October 17, 2019
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JohnDavid

A Kind hearted boy who likes to flirt but not always he gets in trouble a lot and has weird friends but all the girls love him he can be annoying and confusing but he makes you laugh in the process he might show his love for you at any random time and he is easy to fall for most johns have brown hair.
JohnDavid is so Confusing and annoying but I still live him
by Imhereforyoname February 1, 2017
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