An act of a specific form of masturbation. It consists of a person laying on his (sometimes her) back and having his legs in the air, simultaneously defecating onto his own chest and/or face while masturbating and ejaculating into his own mouth. A difficult and largely unknown form of auto-erotica, the Jobro was first invented by the middle Jonas Brother, Joe Jonas.
"Oh dude, Joe Jonas invented a new way of masturbating, the Jobro, it's sick."
"Man, I was doing the Jobro last night, while my roommate Travis walked in on me, now he wants a different room."
"My boyfriend likes to Jobro, but I just can't see the romance in feces."
"Man, I was doing the Jobro last night, while my roommate Travis walked in on me, now he wants a different room."
"My boyfriend likes to Jobro, but I just can't see the romance in feces."
by Norki 21 February 02, 2010
A nickname for the best band in the world ever who got on the Rolling Stones cover twice, hosted the Much Music Awards, won a Much Music Award, are hosting the Teen Choice Awards, are nominated for 11 Teen Choice Awards including their brother Frankie, performed at the Grammies and got nominated for a Grammy!!!! This term is used on television, magazines and among friends.
by JOBRO FAN 09 July 18, 2009
by jonas.sister August 18, 2008
by olena April 11, 2008
by Jojosiwahasnohairline July 23, 2019
The term JoBro-Mance means to be "in love" with one or more members of the band, the Jonas Brothers, (being that they are totally hot/cute, and they have thousands of lovers, it is necessary that there be a whole, separate word for this kind of crush) Most of us girls (um...or some boy-ish weirdos who are having a JoBro-Mance are also afflicted with a serious, incurable, and EXTREMLY contagious disorder called OJD (Obsessive Jonas Disorder)
The term JoBro-Mance can be used in a sentence like so:
I' having a JoBro-Mance!! <3
I'm not just in a romance, and it's not only a "bro-mance,"
either...it's a JoBro-Mance!! <3
Nick Jonas is so cute, Joe Jonass is so hot, and Kevin Jonas is so cool, I can't help from having a JoBro-Mance!
(Frankie's the man, too!!)
I must admit, I am having a JoBromance, and am the worst found case of OJD...EVER!!!!
I' having a JoBro-Mance!! <3
I'm not just in a romance, and it's not only a "bro-mance,"
either...it's a JoBro-Mance!! <3
Nick Jonas is so cute, Joe Jonass is so hot, and Kevin Jonas is so cool, I can't help from having a JoBro-Mance!
(Frankie's the man, too!!)
I must admit, I am having a JoBromance, and am the worst found case of OJD...EVER!!!!
by Catherine Lawrence April 26, 2008
Girlfriend: baby, start hanging out with me instead of your weird friends
Chad: I can't, it's jobros time
Chad: I can't, it's jobros time
by Fantasmicalien May 26, 2021