Jizzness

When something is so good, it makes you cum all in your pants.

I was listening to 'Turning Japanese' the other day and I spent in my britches. It was the jizzness!

by Jamballs June 1, 2010

jizziness.bizziness.spams

possibly the worst and funniest spam page on instagram

have you seen the latest jizziness.bizziness.spams post? got dam! it sucks ass!

by kyloscrying June 22, 2021

jizzness

Fucking done either at lunch break or on company time at or near one's job.

The computers were down at the job, so Mario went to his girlfriend's house just five blocks away for some jizzness.

by pentozali May 2, 2009

jizzpression

the act of taking an antidepressant and then masturbating to see if you’ll cum or not

Tonight I may attempt a jizzpression after dinner

by strawberrypunkcake April 9, 2023

Jizziness

A noun describing the act of ejaculating and the process at which it goes through to end up anywhere on or around a girl's body. Pronouced like "business" but with "jizz" as the prefix.

Jen was new to the whole blowjob scene, so she didn't know what to do with Steve's jizziness when he finished.

You're gonna get the jizziness.

by BlackDynamite December 21, 2009

Jizzness

When someone just jizzed but it ain’t your business!

Mind your jizzness!!!!

by mr.jizzness April 24, 2020

Jizzmess

What may or may not be left on a piece of clothing after a one night stand with a guy unable to aim properly.

-What's that horrible spot on your dress darling?
-Jizzmess

by ekkilop March 15, 2009