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Jizzorsmic

jizzorsmic is a mixture of Jizztastic and Orgasmic
Example 1.
you that was so Jizzorsmic

Example 2:

Did you see that girls ass that was jizzorsmic
by jizzorsmic April 13, 2019
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Jizztory

(n) One's complete sexual history including the intimate details that no one really wants to hear.
"Wanna hear my jizztory? well, it all started when i was 7 and i used to flick the head of my wiener."....."no, i'm not talking about a hot dog"
by Bitchface1234 November 3, 2009
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jizzery

An establishment one frequents to deposit random quantities of jizz.
I am going to the jizzery- I feel backed up today.
by sck August 19, 2013
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Jizzery

Anything that has the ability to cause happiness and sadness at the same time.
I heard that new song from Anthony and Johnsons and it was pure jizzery.
by rimbaudsix August 22, 2009
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JIZZtory

Anything stained with jizz or bodily fluid from Sex.
When Emma shot her load onto the wall of the powerhouse, she poignantly gazed off into the distance and thought, ‘this will forever be a part of San Francisco JIZZtory.’
by Strobesauce May 19, 2023
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highway jizzery

When you pay a hooker and find out she is a dude

Not to be confused with highway robbery
by Whiter0x July 23, 2017
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jizzoragasmic

A word to describe something amazing or epic. ex. The Zelda Series, The Elder Scrolls series.

Synonyms: Jizztacular, Jizztastic, Orgasmic, Jizzmic, Jizzasmic, Ballstacular, Amazing, Jesus
Antonyms: Call of Duty
The series was jizzoragasmic.
by Rambeaux November 28, 2011
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