jizzmop

The individual who gets to wipe down the glass of a peepshow booth after a patron has finished.

"Clean up in booth three! Damn, look at this shit. Someone needs to visit the urologist. Christ, looks like the jizzmop will be getting overtime tonight."

by Nick Lesiecki May 7, 2004

Jizzmon

Jizzmon is a superhero who hits his opponent's with super-powered sperm which can burn through metal.

What's that in the sky? A bird? A Plane? No, it's a giant cum-stain. E.g Harry Brook Roland, Jizzmon

by Jizzmon Man August 13, 2009

jizzmonkey

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.

"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"

by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007

jizzmop

An article of cloth or clothing that one uses to clean up his load.

Hey baby pass me that jizzmop and I'll clean off your back.

by jdk929 December 28, 2005

jizzmonger

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.

You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.

by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003

jizzmonger

A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.

I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.

by Gaw910 September 9, 2016

jizzmop

n. an unfortunate individual tasked with sanitizing an area that was splattered with semen, usually for work-based purposes.

Damn, did you hear about Ernie? He was put on jizzmop duty!

by MellowshipSlinky91 January 3, 2009