jizzic

to work your sexual magic

you get with that girl last night man? yeaaa i worked my jizzic

by daniel45455445y May 31, 2009

jizzato

Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.

Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!

by aDam Rulz September 12, 2008

Jizzie Rascal

used to descripe the act of jizzing in a random tent (usually at festivals) then fleeing the scene

guy1: "i was trying to sleep last night when some guy poked his penis through my tent door and jizzed, before i could react hed gone"
guy2: "oh looks like uve bin jizzie rascaled mate, unlucky"

by Clamii October 18, 2008

Jizzterine Coctail

The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.

Dude i think my dick of a brother gave me a jizzterine coctail.

by The Steve Machine April 10, 2010

jizzica

A name given to girls named "Jessica" who enjoy the habits of oral sex.

ex 1)
Jess- Oh, Collin, what's up?
Collin- DUDES I just met a Jizzica!

ex 2) Jess- Hey, guess what happened last night.
Person 2- Do I even have to, Jizzica?

by kreuton December 15, 2008

Jizztastic

When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.

Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!

by Bay City Bird Slapper April 25, 2011

Jizzstain Judy

The Key to New York City. An elusive, elderly, cockicidal woman residing in "The Village" section of lower Manhattan. It is said that if one finds her and befriends her, she will be able to get that person into the most exclusive night clubs and extravagant bars in the South Side, due to her extensive knowledge of the underground sewer system and the countless sexual favors she's given to most of the club owners and bouncers. JSJ is claimed to have been befriended by ONLY two people in the entirety of the city. This is mostly due to her nocturnal sleeping pattern and her seclusion during the daytime hours, which make her whereabouts practically impossible to find. She is also claimed to give the second greatest handjob in the city. Being outdone only by Dennis Rodman. Her name comes from the shirt she's worn since 1985.

Adolescent 1: "Oh fuck man, I had the most insane night of my life last night."

Adolescent 2: "I saw you get pulled into that manhole....what the fuck happened man?"

Adolescent 1: "You'll never believe it, but I befriended Jizzstain Judy."

Adolescent 2: "Bullshit, she's not even real."

Adolescent 1: "Whatever, at least I got an amazing handjob."

by Pat Clements January 20, 2009