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Jizzamathon

When a group of guys just jizz for fun, not jizzing on something, that would be a bukkake.

Jizz-a-mathon
"Dude a group of my friends just jizzed themselves randomly"

"You just had a jizzamathon"
by FapMonster October 6, 2011
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jizzmaster

One who has mastered the art of jizzing.
DAMN! You are truly a Jizzmaster!
by M. Mushu May 1, 2003
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Jizzamatism

Blurry vision due to cum getting in the eyes.
I came in that bitches eye and she tried to punch me but she missed. She couldn't see me due to her jizzamatism.
by DrRockso March 18, 2009
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jizzenate

The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.
Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool
by Mgay July 28, 2009
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Jizzamatropolis

A place a male goes to when the sex is so good and he's about to ejaculate. A land full of steamy ejaculate. Is said to be a mythical land but others disagree and believe this place exists!
Nigga, the sex last night was SO good I partied all night in jizzamatropolis.

or

Hey boo, you wanna go with me to Jizzamatropolis?
by Alicia Zizzo May 17, 2006
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jizzocated

1: When a male jizzes everywhere except inside a females vagina.

2: jizzing by just laughing
"So last night I jizzocated all over Danielle!"

"That joke was so funny I just jizzocated
by ziggity on dat giggity October 10, 2013
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Jizzicane

Jizz + Hurricane = Jizzicane

A crazy jizz storm, jizzing everywhere and on stuff you didn't mean to.
"Aww dude, I totally unleashed a jizzicane last night, I hadn't masturbated in a while and this girl was sexting me, I swear it took me the rest of the night to find all the cum."
by LessOffensive March 3, 2010
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