1. A used condom
2. A person of equal value to a used condom, usually used to describe males. The female equivalent is jizztube.
2. A person of equal value to a used condom, usually used to describe males. The female equivalent is jizztube.
by Aziz, the bringer of LIGHT January 6, 2009
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I had not had sex in 6 months, so when I ejaculated in her mouth, she ended up choking on my jizzcano.
by theflyingdutchmen August 14, 2010
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To fumble and improvise wildly during sex, suggesting and trying manoeuvres and acts far beyond the bounds of 'normal play'. An overlong and fiddley fuck.
by Jebadiah April 4, 2020
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Audra is the jizzabang at "Dance Dance Revolution."
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She is the DDR jizzabang.
Audra is the jizzabang at "Dance Dance Revolution."
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She is the DDR jizzabang.
by Audra October 19, 2003
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"Them spinners on them twankies are jizzmagorical"
"Them spinners on them twankies are jizzmagorical"
by Jeff September 13, 2003
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"Jizzargo, stop blocking the damn passage!"
"Talos help us, Lydia! That cat is up to no good again - he's preparing fire spells!"
"Talos help us, Lydia! That cat is up to no good again - he's preparing fire spells!"
by PussyFiller69 August 13, 2019
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these two big fat white and black fuckers(hmmm... multicultural!) who scream at tiny little boys as if they were in the marines are jizzbags. these assholes and assorted family members congregate in the park outside my first floor apartment are jizzbags. true, many live in the ghetto part of town or in incestuous white trash trailer parks, so i could see why they bring out their lawn chairs to sit in a nice grassy playing field and park with some trees. also, indicating they are culturally and/or economically deprived, is the fact they watch these poor little kids practice a moronic and brutal sport for three hours or more. Staring at your four walls is more stimulating for the mind.
What these poor brutish morons need to be inculcated to think is "sports is the opiate of the massess", "just say no".
"sports is for idiots"
--David Clemens(from the greatest antipsychiatry film ever made,"david and lisa", circa 1963
these two big fat white and black fuckers(hmmm... multicultural!) who scream at tiny little boys as if they were in the marines are jizzbags. these assholes and assorted family members congregate in the park outside my first floor apartment are jizzbags. true, many live in the ghetto part of town or in incestuous white trash trailer parks, so i could see why they bring out their lawn chairs to sit in a nice grassy playing field and park with some trees. also, indicating they are culturally and/or economically deprived, is the fact they watch these poor little kids practice a moronic and brutal sport for three hours or more. Staring at your four walls is more stimulating for the mind.
What these poor brutish morons need to be inculcated to think is "sports is the opiate of the massess", "just say no".
"sports is for idiots"
--David Clemens(from the greatest antipsychiatry film ever made,"david and lisa", circa 1963
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