The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003
by Zolatan August 13, 2005
Mike had a nightmare the night before he went in for his physical. He was worried about making jism while he was being checked for cancer.
by quality control January 31, 2005
Tim: Holy jism on a cracker jenny did you see that?
Jenny: Please never use the word jism and my name in the same sentence again.
*lays the smack down on Tim*
Jenny: Please never use the word jism and my name in the same sentence again.
*lays the smack down on Tim*
by Falkinor December 15, 2004
something that flies out of a tallywacker when a guy gets excited. kinda tastes bad. some girls that are skanks like to eat it. can be used for protein. leaves a crusty residue on clothing. kinda smells. looks like glue.
damn, mike! you shot your jism all up in my face!
if you do that shit again i'm gonna bitch slap yo ass
if you do that shit again i'm gonna bitch slap yo ass
by michelle216753421 April 30, 2007
The substance that takes the form of a small projectile as a result of a sexual act, often blinding the other person involved in the activity.
OhNoes!!!1, Tim blinded Helen with his jism!
The rocket that was Terry's jism landed with a spack on the table!
Candice's jism was a surprise to Andy!
The rocket that was Terry's jism landed with a spack on the table!
Candice's jism was a surprise to Andy!
by Maxyy March 17, 2008