Jewgotti

1. An old honda civic, particularly one that has been beat to all hell with a headlight out, duct-taped side passenger window, and cigarette burns in the seats. In other words, a car that is NOT a Bugatti.

2. A Jew emulating the worst of Italian-American culture -- tank tops, the blow out hair style, lip gloss, the tanning, gaudy jewelery, etc.

1. "Is that your new whip? A Jewgotti... sweet!"

2. "So you're Italian? No? Oh a Jewgotti, I see..."

by cteafin May 20, 2013

Jewhole

A Jewhole is a Jewish asshole.

Alternatively, an Asshole is a Jew. Jews are assholes.

Jewholes ruin the world.

by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009

Jewbot

Any machine that eats your money.

"WOW! That Pepsi Machine just ate my cash! What a Jewbot!

by CaptainMclovin June 7, 2011

Jewshot

A ugly and most undescribably disgusting basketball shot made by a jewish or Jewish related person

"dude look at that shot! That was totally a Jewshot."

"Damn i know, that was an air-ball!"

"I know!"

"Hey wanna smoke some weed?"

by DJ Gowa January 4, 2010

JewHo

An excessively materialistic woman who believes that the net worth of a man supercedes all other aspects of his personality and nature. JewHoes are notorious for running three simultaneous credit checks on a man before even talking to him and for a complete lack of ability or willingness to put out, as they believe their cunts are sacred ground, much like Israel.

"That fucking JewHo drained my Swiss bank account and not my balls."

by MrKennedy November 24, 2007

Jewgotiating

The art of jewing people out when negotiating.

I jewgotiated the poor old man out of 1$ to pay the tip when I really had 200$ in my wallet.

I used my jewgotiating skills to save 50 cents at the supermarket.

by Ender Wiggens April 26, 2008

jewbot

Jewish defender of truth, justice, and the bottish way.

How many jewbots are needed to defend Jewish chat rooms from Muslims? Just one.

by julesk October 19, 2006