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Jeralyn

An extremely awesome person.You can always count on this amazing person! Jeralyn(s) will always be there for you. They are smart, kind, awesome, beautiful, and can be your most awesome friend. If you ever meet one, you are extremely lucky.
My best friend. Jeralyn K. H.
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jerkaholic

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.
He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.
by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008
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jerkolater

The act of receiving a ferocious handjob preferably with lotion while taping the end of the penis shut with duct tape (must be secured very tightly) until ejaculation has been reached. Pause for 1 minute and watch as the goo oozes out.
While moving some boxes, Kelly decided to give me a jerkolater with grape jelly and and some packing tape.
by Raw_dogging_and_bailing July 12, 2006
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jerkawhore

A jerkawhore is someone who either steals your comfy rolly chair, eats food in front of you without sharing, or doesn't appreciate their heartfelt secret santa gifts. It can also be used when one feels like saying something ridiculous that rhymes with dinosaur.
Get out of my car, jerkawhore!
by Curvy January 5, 2008
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Jenkallo

One who paints their face brown and huffs jenkem everyday and listens to jenk music
Theo: I wish I could meet the original Jenkallo.

Ryan: Me too...maybe one day.
by Austinkthx October 7, 2008
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jerkability

a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago
Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?

Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!

Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.

Josh:wut?

Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...
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Thanks a lot, Jerkass!

A scarstic term said to an irate customer.
As the customer was leaving I said to him "Thanks a lot, Jerkass!"
by Rick James! December 27, 2008
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