Waylon Jennings

The greatest Country music singer of all time and a legend of the "Outlaw Country" movement when Country was still about the passion of the music. Waylon was originally a bass player for Buddy Holly. After Buddy's death, Waylon began to follow his own act and became one of the founding members of the "Outlaw Movement" of Country -- also known as the greatest music ever created (examples would be Willie Nelson, Johnny Paycheck, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, David Allen Coe, and George Jones). Waylon peaked in the 70's before Country music began to slowly turn to commercialized crap (a process completed by the mid-late 90's). He was married to the very beautiful Jessi Colter, who as the "First Woman of Outlaw Music" would have had no issue in kicking someone like Taylor Swift's scrawny little ass, before passing away in 2002.

Waylon had a very distinctive voice and passion in his music that is un-characteristic of bubblegum Country of today where men wear $4,000 cowboy hats from New York Department stores and women have fake breasts and fake blonde hair. Great Country legends like Waylon Jennings smoked non-filtered Pall Mall's and drank Pabst Blue Ribbon, often drunk as hell before getting up on stage, and still managed to give all their heart in their music. Waylon was a gentleman at heart and like many others in the "Outlaw Country" movement, his body faded away from us all long before the spirit within him could be given proper voice within his music.

"Man, Country just ain't what it used to be!"

"I hear that, we need some Waylon Jennings, Willie, and the boys!"

by JDFP February 15, 2010

Jennaism

Jennaism is the worship of our Holy Mother Jenna Marie Ortega. Ortegans see her as the Goddess and creator of all

I am a member of the Temple of Jennaism

by LostPattern April 20, 2023

jennilyn

A great smart amazing loyal gorgeous friend. Someone who can lose their temper but can always forgive you and move on. Someone you can always trust and be friends with for a very long time.

Jenny Jen, Jennilyn, lyn, jenni

by Hblove9621 November 18, 2013

Jennifer Morrison

The best person you'll ever know of. she's beautiful, smart, talented and overall just amazing! she played Emma Swan on Once Upon A Time and Dr Allison Cameron on House along with many other roles. She has an adorable dog named Ava who she's obsessed with. Enjoys coffee.

Oh my gosh!! Jennifer Morrison is such a smol bean!!
I know right!

by dfgrht July 19, 2017

Jennie Kim

To be cute and hot at the same time for no particular reason. To just breathe but be hot af. To captivate everyone's heart just by gulping. To make everyone fall in love just by blinking. Being a Jennie Kim means being perfect af!

"How do I look?"
"You look so Jennie Kim."

I'M SORRY I JUST LOVE THE GIRL SO MUCH!

by It's fucking blue February 4, 2020

jennifer

A goddess unlike any other. She is pure of heart, but also filled with fire. Will be your best friend, but if you turn on her, can be your worst enemy. She is a rescuer of many souls. But she had to rescue herself first. Which makes her very protective of her own emotional well being. If you ever need an amazing person in your life, pick a Jennifer.

Jennifer is beautiful

by Fabulous Fury December 22, 2016

Jennifer Lopez

A huge pair of buttcheeks with a highly coveted asshole. These enormous asscheeks rose to superstardom by teasing guys worldwide with the fantasy of fucking them.

After years as a struggling actor, Tony finally landed a small part in a major Hollywood movie. He says if he makes it big, he's gonna try to fuck Jennifer Lopez.

by HyperKnight August 5, 2008