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Jellymonger 

A purveyor of fine English jellies
I'm going to pop across to Bompas & Parr the jellymongers to pick up some topping strawberry jelly
Jellymonger by Sam Jelly May 18, 2008

jellyphone 

When an iPhone bends and flexes out of control so that it is bent at the volume rocker keys and is impossible to look good with.
Callum - has your iPhone jellyphoned yet?
jellyphone by jokerann September 25, 2014

Jellywonkadonka 

Meaning: An unusually large mix of a gorilla and a shark.
Appearance: Hairy and soaked, usually gorilla-bodied and shark-finned. Sometimes it is vice versa.

Where?: Worldwide, but mostly in the Pacific Ocean near the Tropic of Cancer.

Population: Really rare. It is at a 0.0e66% rate found, and approximately has 9 of the species left.

Damage: A lot. One rare account in 1654 of a ghost ship might've been a toy of a Jellywonkadonka.
Weakness: The fin.
Jake: Let's go to the aquarium.
Alice: I've heard that they've recently caught a Jellywonkadonka.
Jake: Whassat?
Alice: Go look up urbandictionary!
Jellywonkadonka by DrW8ty February 14, 2021

jellybone 

A telephone, a thing you talk into to talk to other people what are like millions of miles away and it's almost like meeting them face to face.
ring ring! it's the jellybone!
jellybone by Jelly-Boner December 7, 2006

jellydonut 

When a guy bust off in a girls eye then punches her in it. Black eye plus cum equals a jelly donut.
If my girl keeps nagging me Im going to give her a jelly donut.
jellydonut by Alisha March 19, 2004

JELLYONIOUS

Noun. Jelly own ee us badass bithches who are very slutty. this word describes people who love to jelly and they will get tats when they turn 18. they love to block their guy friends cock and they are the bestest friends. they like to go to the mall and pick up random hott guys. these people love to talk about jellying and become slightly obbsessed with jellying actually. They like to whisper in the hallway to eachother and they make rings for eacother that are black:)) they are cute and love to go clubbing and are excited for the slutty summer to arrive:)
Halie: hey bitch
Ashley: hey slut you wanna jelly tonight
Halie: yes DEFF but first we gotta block some cock
Ashley: ok that only takes a sec then we can get our tats
Halie: gosh tonight will be so JELLYONIOUS
JELLYONIOUS by ashleyandhalie April 7, 2008