JELLYONIOUS

Noun. Jelly own ee us badass bithches who are very slutty. this word describes people who love to jelly and they will get tats when they turn 18. they love to block their guy friends cock and they are the bestest friends. they like to go to the mall and pick up random hott guys. these people love to talk about jellying and become slightly obbsessed with jellying actually. They like to whisper in the hallway to eachother and they make rings for eacother that are black:)) they are cute and love to go clubbing and are excited for the slutty summer to arrive:)

Halie: hey bitch
Ashley: hey slut you wanna jelly tonight
Halie: yes DEFF but first we gotta block some cock
Ashley: ok that only takes a sec then we can get our tats
Halie: gosh tonight will be so JELLYONIOUS

JELLYONIOUS by ashleyandhalie April 7, 2008

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Jellylious

a very gay, closeted homosexual girl who is 16 years old and only eats out girls and her favorite month is pride month!

"jeyli is so jellylious. I'm so scared to be around her!"

Jellylious by Jellylious June 16, 2024

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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