To nut inside a girl, then use force powers to pull semen out and send into the girls face.
Anakin wanted to Jedi Padme, but he hadn't mastered to force yet.
by eclipsed507 June 22, 2006
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somebody who has become a master of his/her trade and profession. This person had a good tutor and has been taught well. A new professional.
Clarence Clemons was an iconic member of Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band for decades and his sax playing always evoked crowd cheers at concerts. After he died in 2011 from a stroke and a fall from which he never recovered, his nephew Jake took over sax duties for Bruce's tours. When I saw the Boss and his E Street Band play in 2014 and again in 2016, I could tell that Jake learned his playing well from his uncle. He is a full-fledged Jedi of saxophone playing.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 8, 2019
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a fleet in the navyFIELD community who feel that they truly are the center of the universe. Being a member of JEDI means that you seek drama by any means neccasary. You may think you truly are gods gift to the NF community but in reality you and your fellow Jedi members sit around and circle jerk each other on your own forums because you have nothing else better to do.
jedi we love to circle jerk to causing drama.
by I R BoRe August 7, 2009
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A man who is strong with the force and is a master at using his light-saber.
Eric: Holy sh*t! did you just see that?!

John: What?

Eric: That guy just knocked out Whitney with his light saber!

John and Eric: Jedi...
by Stoner13 January 18, 2012
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Another name for a town called Birkenhead in England.
"nah m8 ain't goin to fooken Jediland I cud get fooken shot kno wot I mean"
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1.A Marine that belongs to the very elite Force Recon.

2. A Marine that guards an American Embassy or the White House.
"Dude, do you have what it takes to become a Jedi?"
by gigantus March 11, 2006
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Jedi is cockney-rhyming slang meaning "Red Eye"

Red eye being one of the symptoms of being stoned/high/gurning/lean/under the influence.
You should of seen me the other night, smoked half an ounce, had a proper Jedi.
by S0LDIER. January 26, 2008
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