Jazzertard

Leotard worn while jazzercising. Outfit worn for jazzercise workout.

Maxine's jazzertard left little to the imagination, much to the jazzercise instructor's delight.

by Spank Puncherella2 June 7, 2018

Jazzercise

(v): Something even homosexuals will bitch slap a dude for doing. The ultimate in self emasculation.

Suburban Dad 1: Hey Jim! what did you get arrested for last night?

Suburban Dad 2: Oh nothing Tom, just kicked the shit outta my boy- Caught teying to Jazzercise in his room!

Suburban Dad1: Wow Jim, hope you gave it to him good, here, have a Coors.

by Not Jim, definitely not Jim June 16, 2009

Jizzers

A pair of female mammary gland so large and firm that the only thing a man wants to do is to ejaculate on them and then tweak the nipples with his semi-flaccid schlong.

Pete: Wow, check Amy out... In that low cut top. She really is showing of that fine pair of jizzers she has.
Alan: But Amy's a total prude!
Pete: Nah bro, it's all an act ;)

by CleverDick2014 April 11, 2017

Jazzercize

Exercise while in the vicinity of jazz music.
The means through which middle-aged woman convince themselves to stay fit.

"I lost three whole pounds this year by Jazzercizing this year!" said Kendal, excited about Jazzercize.

by Gatsbae January 26, 2018

Jazzersex

(N.) The enjoyment of sexual pleasure while partaking in jazzercise. Often done solo or with a partner, this activity involves a sense of sexual rhythm while enjoying dancing to the smooth tones of elevator and freeform jazz.

Jeffy: "Hey Ryan, you wanna stretch eachother out on the Yoga mats?"
Ryan: "Nah, me and Kenny are going to share a half hour of intense jazzersex together"

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

jazzerbating

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!

Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!

by Guidz August 29, 2006

jazzer

A musician who specializes in jazz music. Or, a music educator whose specialty is jazz style.

That Matt is a real jazzer! He taught that kid to play a funk-shuffle on set.

by Jim Novak January 1, 2009