Jalop 

Jalop is a term used by the elitist shitheads that read Jalopnik to describe themselves. Jalops have a sheer hatred of SUVs, old Cadillacs, America, and anything mildly luxurious. Jalops think anyone who doesn't drive a Miata or motorcycle should be shot for attempting to own something mildly practical.

Hey Jalop, can you pop the hood?
Naw, I don't know how. Hey, wait, this is a Tahoe. I'm gonna get my boyfriend and we're gonna piss on it together.

Jalop by eyaare July 1, 2012

jalop 

To lift a person through the sides by gripping with both hands.

You better shapeup or else I JALOP you.

jalop by Rosaroso Tomeno December 9, 2003

jalop-alop 

The powerful deities created from our God ojalop

From my hand I will play jalop-alop duo in attack position!!

jalop-alop by DickDunkerDuelist December 21, 2020

JALOUSE 

The sexiest and the hottest being in the IMVU world.

JALOUSE the hottest babe.

JALOUSE by Solaire August 5, 2007

Jalapeno Shits 

A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:

*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors

The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!

Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!

Jalapeno Shits by Wardie1993 November 30, 2016

Jalapeno Musk 

the body odor given off the morning after eating a jalapeno laden meal

Pat: What the hell is that smell?
Curtis: That's my jalapeno musk....they loaded that shit up on my Crazy Burger last night

Jalapeno Musk by rpghlmsly November 13, 2011

Jalph 

The ship between the characters Jack and Ralph from Lord of the flies

Human 1: do you like jalph?
Human2:isn't that a ship between two twelve year old who tried to kill eachother?
Human 1:yeah!
Human2: do you ship that?
Human 1:yep
Human two: ok then......😳
Human 1: JALPHHH AHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHH 😩😤😭😄😏😣😅😁

Jalph by Jalph_shiper21 May 23, 2020