jack slap

To slap someone round the head for saying something in jack speak (naval language).

Sam says: "Can I go for a wash?"

LSA Swashbucket replies: "It's a dobey not a wash!"

SLAP!! Sam jack slap's LSA Swashbucket with force round the head.

by [FP]*PompeyPaul August 24, 2007

Jack-slap

Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

1. What if I jack-slap him

2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude

3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped

by Dacatoa June 8, 2018

Jack Slapped

(v.) The act of slapping someone across the head with your peins.

Bob: Yo I totally Jack Slapped Snayha last night!
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step ,stool.
MING-MING; Nice.

by pseudonym Jones hihihihihihihi June 19, 2011

Jack and Slap

Its when your about to cum and you jack off, when u ejaculate you cum in your hand then you slap the girl in the face.

SLap the Bitch in the face with your cum in your hand. Thats Jack and Slap

by Cody and Ryan October 3, 2006

Jack Rabbit Slap

A very painful karate chop/punch/ bitch slap/ kicked in yo face type of feeling.

"Shut yo face."
"Don't make me JACK RABBIT SLAP YO FACE!"

by LJ:) March 10, 2009

slap jack

After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.

Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!

by Ichi Crowtch January 16, 2008

Slap Jacks

The act of slapping your dicks together until one person gets a boner. The person who gets the boner wins the bet.

Want to play slap jacks to settle the tab.

by steve smithy April 16, 2011