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Jack Shack 

When your wife/girlfriend is menstruating (i.e. on the rag) and the only sexual release available to you is masturbation.

(This is a tribute to the late comedian Robert Schimmel, who coined this phrase before his death in a song of the same name.)
John: "Hey. You alright, man? you look tense."

Ray: "Yeah. The wife is on the rag, man.. Gonna be a long week in the Jack Shack."

John: "Ah. Gotcha."
Jack Shack by Averant September 19, 2010

Jack-shack 

An instant portable, mobile easy to carry and store personal private masturbating structure.
Hey Phil, can I borrow your jack-shack for an hour?

Jack off shack 

the stall in a dorm or shared bathroom that you or someone else always beats their meet in.
"Has anyone seen Dan?"
"He's in the bathroom and I saw him go into the jack off shack so it'll be a while"
Jack off shack by lillukey August 16, 2018

Jack Sack 

A type of manbag, but far more cool! Used by Jack Bauer of 24 to carry his awesome and unlimited arsenal of weapons to take on the terrorists that threaten the US
Jack: Dude, that manbag is so lame, you need to get yourself a Jack Sack

Tony: Copy that
Jack Sack by Paulstudy March 27, 2010

Jack jack sack attack 

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Jack jack sack attack
Angus:Hey Athur guess what

Athur:what
Angus:jack jack sack attack

Athur: shut up bean

Jumping Jack Sack 

While having sex the guy does jumping jacks while still inside. Very hard to do a lot of training but well worth it.
Matt was so amazing when he Jumping Jack Sacked me last night