Hector Jablinowski

This might seem like a name, but it is actually a high-tech acronym (however, nobody is allowed to tell anyone what it stands for as it lays a surprise for the unwilling) Derived from Hectorverantia and sponsored by Louiza.

YO BRUV YOU SEEN THAT HECTOR JABLINOWSKI DOWN THE STREET INIT FAM

by use code fucking xen June 17, 2019

jabroski

A guy who is or was your bro/broski but did something to make him nosedive down your broski depth chart to the point where he still might be your bro/broski but you treat him like a jabroni and don't want shit all to do with him either permanently or temporarily because he might be a full on bitch and you don't want to deal with his bullshit.

A jabroski only gets few chances to work his way back up to broski status, unless the guy is keeping the jabroski in his back pocket because he's using him for something whether it be his money, alcohol, drugs, fame, connections, women, crib, ride or any other bullshit he arrogantly and selfishly deems useful to himself and wants to continue to take advantage of.

Example 1

Bro 1: Is he fuckin' serious bro?

Bro 2: I think he is bro.

Bro 3: Sup bro? Near beer's the shit kid.

Bro 1: Don't kid me bro. Walk away....I said walk away in the other direction. Nah don't look over here, I said no eye contact, keep walking jabroski. Go find ya balls.

Bro 2: You believe this fuckin' guy.

Bro 1: He ain't on our level bro, lets go find some quality girls that's DTF in the washroom over here. No grenades tonight aight bro?

Example 2

Some Dude on Twitter: But last week I was broski of the week Zack. What happened to us?

Zack Ryder: Yeah but this week you didn't buy the Zack Ryder t-shirt and like me on Facebook like I told you to jabroski. Now take care, spike your hair. Woo woo woo, you know it.

by The Mooski August 15, 2011

Jablinskied

When a teenager of dubious financial background promises to pay you back, but does not -- claiming poverty.

Dave-o totally jablinskied me on that $10 -- that dude's poor.

by D. Biddy December 9, 2008

jambrowski

(n) the act of calling or meeting up with someone first if you don't want to set an actual time

Old way:
Me: I need to shower and change
Friend: So do I
Me: Okay, call me when you're done
Friend: Okay you call me when you're done
Me: Okay whoever is done first call the other person

New way:
Me: I need to shower and change... jambrowski
Friend: Cool talk to you soon

by TheDanWeisman July 9, 2012

Jablonski

A person who can do anything and inspires people around the world. He rips the ice, the bender he is. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on.

"Jablonski knows how to push through the god damn shit no one deserves."

by narishkamothertrucker February 8, 2012

Jablonski

To check someone from behind while playing hockey, in hopes of paralyzing them.

"If you take the puck from me one more time, im gonna Jablonski you!!!"

by Offspring243 May 17, 2012

Jablonskied

When you drink so much alcohol you can't walk anymore.

Dude, you got so jablonskied last night we almost had to bring you home in a wheelchair!

by Bigdog7777 January 13, 2021