scrambled jizzoke

when you blow your load on a girls forehead and you dirty dick it and stip it up

I totally scrambled jizzoked Kyle's mom last night

by gregmaster April 18, 2010

jizzout

as in whiteout, when your jizz completely covers her tatoo

Man I dumped a load so big I did a jizzout of Sarah's ass tatoo.

by Bald n' Long October 17, 2008

jizzoptysis

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).

Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.

by Sherby November 21, 2006

skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.

After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”

by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023

Jizzology

Is the world's fastest growing religion dedicated to one's sexual enlightenment. Jizzology is the study of cumming. Our mission is to guide you to complete sexual freedom & knowingness.

I met a member of the church of jizzology last night, he knew everything about cumming.

by Jizzoligist October 5, 2010

jizzon

A nickname for someone with the name Jon or John

"Hey Jizzon- isn't that your ho?"

by michizzle <3 November 14, 2007

Edward Jizzorhands

You and some friends fornicate into ten condoms and then place them over the fingers of an incapacitated (likely by alcohol) individual. The ensuing stickiness and messy fingernails are most hilarious to all present.

Enrique failed to maintain consciousness, so we grabbed a pack of condoms and gave him the old Edward Jizzorhands.

by TimsDownWithOPP January 4, 2008