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Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.
Man, are you johnning tonight?!
by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019
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Holding onto a any sort of weed for an extended amount of time.
Brett: Hey Chuck! Stop johnning THAT and pass it this way.
by chuckyvorhees December 8, 2010
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Johnning

When you have completed a project and go back time after time to admire your own work!
After cleaning out my pantry (which was a war zone) I couldn't resist the urge to open the doors everytime I past by and john the end result.

Tom was johnning the new deck he built every 5 minutes.
by tinymh August 13, 2009
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Johnnying

Bugging someone constantly to finish a project or game they are working on and trolling them non-stop if they don't finish what they started
"Please just close this; OI is a joke, he creates fake games and has never released a beta or demo...Really?

@all the people being childish, learn to use the computer like neo dragon said and act your age. And i am emailing the leader of PC because i think its pretty ridiculous how people can spam my profile page calling me a Jacka** and stuff and how just in general you can swear on PC, i think it is sick..
I would advise you neodragon to just close this thread because it is getting no where, and is a waste of time, just like infinite rainbow was...he gets peoples hopes up and then creates a excuse on why he cannot further his game or release a demo.

All of you sticking up for OI will soon see why i am "being a troll". I too was a fan of OI when he was working on Infinite rainbow, but then he crushed that game, so i became mad at him for just throwing a perfectly good game away. O yea i forgot they are fake games, all he has is picturess of themm :)"
That would be Johnnying
by Pseudo-Legend August 29, 2010
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Jonnying

Back-alley, In-the-skip style of sex. Often used as a lighter, funnier way of joking about gang-rape. When said in a deep throaty voice can give the perfect impression of a randy tramp.
Example 1.
Dirty Mike: "Oi, Unclean Pete, getcho ass over here. I see a young man in need of a good ol' Jonnying. Cover me boys, Ima goin' in!"

Example 2.
Wife: Are you okay sweetheart?"
Husband: Well, they sure gave me a roight Jonnying!"
(Laugh Comically)
by KingSnotty April 14, 2011
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Jonnering

to basically bluster round and round on a topic never moving it forward but spinning your wheels in the process
look Jon and Donna this sitaution isn't moving you are now just Jonnering around the topic
by Izzy and Mike April 23, 2019
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Johannesing

Verb. To Johannes, I'm /he's /she's /they're Johannesing, I will /he will/ she will/ they will Johannes, I/ he/ she/ they Johannesed.

To awkwardly smile when you've been caught doing something lowkey sus.
This is what it sorta looks like: 😀
Girl: "What are you doing johannes?"
Guy: *johannesing*
by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022
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