John Edwards 

Cuckoo. The pot calling the kettle black. A disgusting and hypocritical trial lawyer who got rich by sewing health care providers who is now ironically in the US Senate and running for President of the United States as a Democrat. Whoda thunk it? He attacked other rich persons, particularly George W. Bush for allegedly being out of touch with mainstream America, claiming he (Edwards) is “the only ‘real’ middle class American in the Presidential race,” yet he is not just one of North Carolina’s richest persons but considered the “most affluent” candidate in the running. He’s is a laughingstock, hypocrite and a liar.

John Edwards is among one of the groups of people that is most wrong with this country and wants to run for President. God help us.

John Edwards by [e-mail] August 9, 2007

john edwards 

a man who is sexually attracted to john kerry

he also cares more about becoming president than being with his own family

john edwards tried to feel down kerry's leg

john edwards by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007

john edwards 

A democratic presedential candidate for the 2008 election. Very strong candidate, and for the people. And whoever says he cares more about being president than being with his family is a douche.

Elect John Edwards 2008

john edwards by storm w November 23, 2007

Pull A John Edwards 

1) To cheat at something. Maybe a video game, Spades, a card game, or a race.

2) To bang another lady while your rightfully married partner is unable to react to the situation, for whatever reason.

3) To try to do something great for the public to hide how big of a jerk you are at the personal level.

1) "Quit looking at the other side of my Yu-Gi-Oh cards, you dip-shit! If you pull a John Edwards on me like that again, I'll burn your entire collection in the back-yard!"

2) Jessica Simpson's boyfriend had to pull a John Edwards on her in her own home! He was caught banging a chick on top her bed! As if she had enough to be upset about! She's Jessica Simpson! Her life has been dropped on shit creek without a paddle!

3) The stupid man is trying to run for Vice President. Even know he cheated on his wife who has breast cancer, he still thinks he has what it takes to become a figure for this country. Encourage people to be stupid and do things wrong. We're not going to let John Edwards pull himself at us again!

Pull A John Edwards by hekifier March 28, 2009

John Edward 

A television personality who claims to communicate with the dead. Owns a book called, "How to 69 with yourself". Was nominated for, and won, the "Biggest Douche in the Universe" award, beating out an actual giant douche.

Wow, John Edward, you're such a giant douche!

John Edward by Jacko912 May 11, 2006

John Edward 

biggest douche in the universe

John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.

John Edward by rustyshackleford August 16, 2007

John Edward 

The ultimate ladies man. We call him the female whisperer. When he whistles, he sounds like a mockingbird. He has the biggest feet. Girls want to suck his toes. He looks like the person that would get face tattoos.

He is John Edward

John Edward by John Leary March 29, 2019