jebus 

holy transportation

"I'm goin' to church!"
"How?"
"I'm gonna ride the jebus!"

"When I go to heaven I'm takin' the jebus!"

jebus by Fun-Sized.Fantastico March 28, 2010

Jebus 

Something that most people think came from the simpsons when in actual fact that was a referance to a miss print in an edition of the bible which alot of shows have referanced

the earlyest referance found was in The Old Testament of the Bible where it mentions a people called the Jebusites

Jebus has also been referanced as the original place name of Jerusalem until it was conquered by the Israelites.

jebus, It's supposed to say jesus right

Jebus by Aluphoss February 1, 2007

jebus 

Another name for the non exsisting life form that everyone belives in for some stupid ass reason...

(i bet i will get alot of thumbs down because some people actully belive in that thing)

Do you belive in Jebus?

Hell Nha

jebus by D.J. J. Caten May 13, 2006

Jebus 

1. A one time hobo, who was a leader of the hobo wars in a crusade against the rich, living in a two story box on 4th street. Jebus fought along side of billy bob bert who died tragically alongside hime, but the crusades were won.
Jebus lives on the moon to this day trying to find a cure for cancer.

2. Homer Simpson's grammar error

We can now differentiate from the Chinese communists thanks to Jebus.

Lord, praise Jebus!

Jebus by TheBowser701 January 26, 2010

jebus 

Name of the ancient Jebusite city conquered by the Hebrew king David more than 3000 years ago. He occupied the fortress of Zion and the city was renamed Jerusalem.

Today it is home to three of the worlds major religions and is the seat of the Israeli capital. It is a city at the centre of international political and social intrigue.

Jebus is a Biblical name of the city now known as Jerusalem

jebus by warnerdang May 27, 2004

jebus 

the one (-:

'oh holy lord Jebus, save us from our misery'
'I want to die Jebus pls choke me'

jebus by hoodthot January 27, 2018

Jebus 

Just a damn cool thing to say.

But I don't even believe in Jebus

Jebus by Pedro Gon February 23, 2008