Jeans

The best knuckle biter around. She is tall. Like tall tall. And she is so smart, she gave her father rabies. She is dating overalls and bullied bullies.

Coffee: jeans is annoying
Baba booey: HOW DARE YOU JEANS IS AMAZING

by YeetFace99 June 15, 2021

Jeans

When one of your boys drops an absolute stinker of a joke, they have perpetrated a so-called "jeans". One is obligated to remind them of their shit chat by simply denouncing them with the phrase "jeans".

"Hackers has shit jeans"

"It's funny because me and you are wearing jeans"

"That was a bit of a jeans mate."

by Keys101 October 30, 2022

Jeans

hard-wearing trousers made of denim or other cotton fabric.

damn, her ass really pops in those jeans!

by rhinobitch779 November 19, 2022

jeans

the action of finishing smoke leftover from a hit in a bong, typically after a large rip

“jeans it.”
“jeans that hoe.”

by rahrahhhhrah May 13, 2023

jeans

Slang used for when something is the best fuckin thing ever.

"Yo, that speech Ethan just gave was totally jeans." - John Doe

by ICantMakeChoices December 11, 2023

Jeans

You know, it's too much decoration on the jeans but in light of your recent country album it's thematic so I'll allow it. Makes your mid-drift and cleavage look fantastic.

Hym "See? Everybody is sexier in denim. Jeans is the highest form of clothes. You know, that reminds me... I need one of those big wooden carts. You know the ones with the thick wooden bars? I could just shove my multi-ethnic sister-wives in there when I need to travel- Shit! But then I'd need to buy a horse! Wait! Brett has a horse! I'll just use hers. As she is my herald and cannot refuse me. Yep. 24x12. I can fit all my sister wives up in there. Like, 8 of them. Hall them to wherever I need to be and then they won't get restless at home.... Hmm... I still need to get a net for Megyn Kelly... Maybe some board games for them to play back there... I'm going to need my own cart because I am NOT touching a horse.... Beyonce can come too! Get her in there! Multi-ethnic sister-wife road-trip! Woo!"

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Jeans night

An incredibly regretful hookup that makes you question reality. If you have a Jean night, expect to not be sexually attracted to a woman for a few days after.

“Yeah man, it was bad, last night was definitely a jeans night for me”

by Jeans_night December 10, 2021