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iranian fleshlight

The act of vigorously masturbating with the tubular remnants of a gyro loaf.
Wife: Husband, our gyro loaf is nearly gone, shall I prepare another.

Machmud: Yes wife, I will dispose of the tubular remnants of our current loaf.

Machmud: Hello my little Iranian Fleshlight...

*unh unh unh*
by strange_aeon November 25, 2013
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iranian

People from the country of Iran, located in the Middle East and bordered by countries such as Iraq, Turkey, Afghanistan and Pakistan.

Iranians sometimes refer to themselves as Persians even though the Shah changed the name of the country from Persia to Iran in the 1930s.

Iranians have brown or black hair, they have brown, black or hazel eyes and skin complexion varies from olive to brown.
by afshin January 10, 2006
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Iranian Gentleman

A gentleman who is very considerate and is careful about what he is doing and his surroundings.
I like that customer. He is an Iranian gentleman.
by Johny_Jewish January 18, 2008
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Iranian

A person from Iran, a country in the M.E.

Often very successful people in which education and family are very important. Usually are bred to become lawyers or engineers, or brain surgeons like myself. Only have one downside:they can be extremely cocky, though if you get on their good sides they'll bend forwards and backwards for you. Just don't ever ask them to skip there hourly tea sessions.

Oh and did I mention the girls are so amazing, in terms of culture and attractiveness.
Dude did you see that Iranian chick Farizana she can do 3rd order differential equations and is sooo hooott!
by Dr.Neuro January 5, 2009
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Iranian goggels

to lay your balls over someone's eyes like t-bagging
I was gonna t-bag her but instead I gave her some Iranian goggels
by licecomb 5150 May 9, 2017
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Iranian accident

Committing an act on purpose, but claiming it was a completely honest mistake
"Sir, we might have just bombed another hospital."

"don't worry it will be our little Iranian accident."
by Thoulur January 10, 2020
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iranian

I can't think of an example, and I have to use the word iranian in here. so yeah. iranian.
by miiiiiiiitra February 5, 2008
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