immigrification

immigrification is where police doesn't make differences between immigrants and natives. All are treated equally bad like immigrants. Not to make any difference, government says.
doesn't care much about criminals or not. all are same social level.

Italy is one of those countries:
Italy had been trough a serious immigrification process. At this point law doesn't make difference between immigrants and natives. So everybody has his own alibi not to fulfill the law equally, italy the first entire country of native aliens, and granting them exactly no rights in front of law.

see also natigrant, native immigrant, native aliens.

by mave73 May 14, 2008

immi van

Small 12-passenger vans that roll around neighborhoods with large immigrant populations, functioning as an unincorporated, unregistered, and uninsured transit service. They cost less than city buses, but the drivers don't speak English or stop for red lights, there may be live chickens on board, and there's a one-in-five chance the van may catch fire.

Kyle: Yo, we just missed the bus! we're gonna be late!
Bradley: No worries, here comes an immi van.
Kyle: Are those things safe?

by marcolarco June 1, 2011

imminent poop to poot ratio

A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.

My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

immivasion

The invasion of a country by stealth through excessive immigration. The immivaders are normally from poor countries who come with a sense of entitlement to richer countries. Though they are driven by envy, and aspire to a more prosperous life, and even hope to marry into the mainstream of the host country, they often have no respect for its customs, culture or laws. In time, immivasion results in the population group that built up the culture and prosperity of the country being immivaded to be displaced or overwhelmed. The immivaders become the dominant demographic group in the country, with the result that social cohesion breaks down. Ultimately, there is widespread violence and crime; corruption becomes rife, and even the norm; the country becomes bankrupt and falls into anarchy.

Owing to threats to the economy and social cohesion from immivasion, a credible leader trumped the presidential election.

by GregDeane September 30, 2016

Schrödinger's Immigrant

The elusive non-white non-US citizen who is capable of both taking all of the jobs from hard-working Americans who are left unemployed, while also at the same time sitting around doing nothing and collecting welfare and other government benefits, thereby leeching off the American taxpayers.

Bob: "Americans can't catch a break! It's these damn immigrants taking all our jobs!"
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."

by SoyUnSombrero April 20, 2018

epic fail imminent

Impending failure of monumental proportions. Being told this phrase can only mean one thing: there is absolutely zero chance of any victory. There is only complete and utter conquest and slaughter. The prase most suited to noobs with a poor grasp of the reality of the situation

In Star Craft:
Me: You should really build your defenses up.
noob: <doesn't build defenses up>
Zergs:<gathering>
Me: Epic fail imminent...
Zergs: <rush>
noob: <suffers epic death>

by epicpwner v.2 March 14, 2008

Undocumented Immigrant

1. A legal immigrant who lost their papers.

2. Liberalese for an illegal. The correct term is Illegal Immigrant. Not Undocumented.

1. Shit! All his papers were destroyed when his house burned down! Now he's an undocumented immigrant

2. Liberal: UnDoCuMeNtEd ImMiGrAnTs ArE aS mUcH oF a CiTiZeN aS yOu
Anyone with sense: Shut up you SJW. They're illegal immigrants, not undocumented

by pro2a April 29, 2021