Invisibae

When you have a relationship only through the platform of snapchat. These people have never and will never meet, but constantly send each other snaps throughout the day acting like they are in a relationship. Most of these snaps are dirty.

"Omg Jordan just snapped another dick pic, he's becoming my invisibae"
" He's going to be in town tonight, maybe I'll finally meet up with him, he won't be my invisibae anymore!"

"You're never going to meet up with him, He's just a invisibae through snapchat."

by Gabracsop October 16, 2017

invisibrake

1) The Invisi-brake is an imaginary device normally used by passengers to stop a vehicle when the driver apparently seems not to be trying.

2) An imaginary invisibrake allows any passenger to avoid (or induce) a panic-stop regardless of the driver's actual intent.

3) invisi-brake, Invisibrake; device allowing any occupant other than the driver to affect stoppage of a vehicle already in motion.

As they sped toward the intersection, she wondered if he saw the red light and instinctively pressed hard on the invisibrake.

Hey, I'm not such a bad driver, get off that Invisi-brake! I have it under control.

I drive fast and loose so my wife is constantly slamming on the invisi-brake. Screaming is not allowed.

by Hank McCoy August 7, 2006

Invisiraptor

An invisible velociraptor who can be controlled by ITI's (Invisiraptor Telekinesis Individuals). They are only seen by the ITI's and may attack you without warning.

HOLY SHIT! I think an Invisiraptor is gnawing on my leg!

by Invisiraptor February 11, 2009

infinitard

Short for "infinite retardation". Used to describe the aggregate of minutiae, chores, unfulfilling tasks, to-do lists, petty bureaucracies, and random incompetents that clog a day.

Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream in the glorious infinitard.

by kramsky September 2, 2005

Invisiballs

When a guy is so fat that his rolls hide his balls

I couldn't tell if he had fucked up junk or invisiballs. Honestly I didn't see anything down there.

by Xochione December 13, 2015

invisibrows

Eyebrows that are hard to see (usually blonde)

You have invisibrows

by TaggyChusssss June 21, 2017

InvestTard

A retarded person making stupid ass investments in the stock market. Like pumptards, they make false & exagerated statements but they are such dumb fucks no one listens to them. Most will eventually be homeless and have no friends because they have lost all of their money by making stupid investments. Some try to sell sex but get no customers.

The dumb ass InvestTard Erica bought Visa at $89 and is now selling it at $44.

by Real lost March 2, 2009