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invidation

When a guy invites a girl to an event she really wants to go to, ending up in a possible one date scenario that the girl would never say yes to under any other circumstance.
Girl: I just got an invidation from Peter to go to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Playoff.
Friend: Don't you hate that guy.
Girl: yeah, but they're great seats.
by Muntzzz September 12, 2011
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Inanimate Insanity Invitational

The third season of II (Inanimate Insanity). It was created by AnimationEpic. This fictional reality show contains 18 contestants. Half are debuters and the other half are veterans.
Alright, with our teams assembeled, it's time for the first challenge. This is inanimate Insanity. Seasonnnnnn.... 1, 2, 3, go!

-MePhone from Inanimate Insanity Invitational
by kangsaebyeokplayer67 November 21, 2021
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invitational entrapment

A social booby trap, usually set on purpose by a host intent on making sure you're available for their lame or otherwise undesirable event; most often set in person, in the flow of an otherwise harmless conversation. One should be on the lookout for this trap, and have a few handy excuses on hand to preempt or avoid making oneself unintentionally available. Trap is most effective on the honest, the sympathetic, and otherwise nice folks who can't just say "F**K off!"
Host: "Hey, great t-shirt!"
Prey: "Thanks....I made it on Cafe Press."
Host: "Cool. So are you in town this weekend?"
Prey: "Yeah, we don't go away until next month."
Host: "GREAT! Then you can come to my SmurfExchange Party on Friday night!" **BLAM: Prey has just become a victim of invitational entrapment, and now must attend lame event.
by daddymike June 8, 2012
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Red invitation

An invitation to any event that is made by a distant associate circumventing a closer associate who may be uncomfortable with the invitation.
When older brother invites younger brother's girlfriend to family Christmas via Facebook, without younger brother's approval or knowledge, she has recieved a "red invitation".
by Slow moe Joe January 9, 2009
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Toronto Invitation

When you go to a house party because you know someone who’s been invited by the host. A Toronto Invitation is automatic, as anyone who’s friends with someone who was invited can pull up without consequences. i.e one degree of separation from the host entitles you to entrance
“Jake didn’t invite me, but he’s friends with you so I get a Toronto Invitation
by Hank28 December 1, 2019
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irrigation penis

Your IP is your irrigation penis.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.
1: Yo, what's your IP?
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks
by irrigationpenisman January 4, 2021
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proof by indication

Falsely drawing a conclusion based on someone's speculation or conjecture.
Archaeologists found clay objects that resemble model airplanes. This is proof by indication that ancient civilizations either had advanced technology or that they were visited by aliens.
by HistoryChannel July 16, 2013
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