Investigative Facebooking

A euphemism for Facebook stalking.

A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."

by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011

myspace investigation

To find out details about somebody's life by looking at their myspace.

"I was wondering if Joe was still dating Jane, so I did some myspace investigation and found out they broke up."

by lc30890 October 13, 2008

Historical Investigation

The worse possible project an IB student can be assigned. This enormously long and difficult project must be completed as part of the IB Topics of the 20th Century history course, or else you fail. It involves answering a specific research question of interest (well, really, who gives a fuck?) and poring through books and journal articles on the subject, therefore wasting an enormous part of the time you DON'T have as an IB student.

I hate the historical investigation. It shouldn't have the FIVE parts it contains, but rather be a single paper in which we are allowed to write more than 2000 words--if we need to

by fuckmylife22003 January 4, 2010

Brown hole investigator

A lover of mens holes

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

investibation

/in ves ti ba' shun/ n. (Portmanteau of "investigation" and "masturbation") An investigation with no hope of actually providing any answers, often to a question or case where the answer is already known, but not provable.

O.J. Simpson did not so much conduct an actual search for the "real killers" of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman as he did an <i>investibation</i>.

President George W. Bush ordered an immediate <i>investibation</i> into the Valerie Plame leak, mainly to shut the public up.

by Mike Boomshadow August 23, 2007

Investigator Andrew

An alternate self created by a pot head who has gotten to high and decided to make himself a new personality. This person may try and ruin your life just for 'the lols'

'Guess who just sent nudes to my dad for the lols'
'Andrew?'
'No, Investigator Andrew'

by CautionSteve November 15, 2012

investigator

in a typical adventuring team, the investigator covers research and tactical evaluation

investigator: hold on. I know it's weakness...

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009