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Investicles

Having the balls to put all your money into an investment that will either make you rich or make you bankrupt.
I cant believe Keith put his life savings into that potato-sculpture company! The man must have investicles the size of coconuts!
by jeffrjohn February 13, 2007
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Investigated myself

to inspect the unknown, examine ones self, possibly using a mirror, place your hands or probes in regions never dared to by others, or wanted to for that matter, the darkest parts unseen to the naked eye
"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"
by Onetobeat June 12, 2015
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investiHATE

Investigating a person for the main or sole purpose of hating on them.
I have to investiHATE this new guy that my homegirl is seeing
by A. Neal January 24, 2008
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Investicles

What someone has when they make risky investments.
Bob is a dick on the golf course, but he's got real investicles.
by Shawarma123456765432 January 28, 2010
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Investicles

Having the guts or balls to put all of your money in one or a few investments knowing you will either lose it all or get paid
That student who put most of his money in Ford must have serious investicles.

Everyone thought I was an idiot for putting most of my money in Ford but I had good information, insight, and investicles to make the move. I got paid for putting most of my money in Ford.
by HighNetWorth April 6, 2010
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Investigate

1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.

2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.
Guy comment: Hey yo girl!

Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!

Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!
by Ozzie69 October 30, 2010
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investihate

To investigate what your co-worker that you don't like is doing so you can hate on them for succeeding.
A car salesmen walks by another salesman's office to evesdrop and find out if the other salesman's customer is going to buy the car. If they buy you can hate on him. If they walk out without buying it makes you happy that he failed. "Hold on Jim has a customer. Let me go investihate."
by Danimal Mac February 3, 2006
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