Intrusive thoughts

Intrusive thoughts is an expression that's used wrong most of the time. Real intrusive thoughts are unpleasant and should never be acted upon.
What most people mean to say is Impulse thoughts

Video of a man kicking an annoying kid down the stairs
Commenters: He let his intrusive thoughts win

by kiwidodo February 9, 2023

Intrusive leg syndrome

The urge to randomly put your leg on things

Person 1: what the heck dude get your leg off that!

Person 2: sorry bro it's my intrusive leg syndrome

by HumanDisaster May 16, 2018

Intrusive bum

A person that invades in another persons privacy or business because they have nothing better to do or no other means of responsibility

A person ejecting their opinion or false information in random situations whiles having nothing else to do in their life

Why is this intrusive bum talking to us mom?

I had to deal with an intrusive bum in court today Shariah, it was horrible!

by Mikey chandler December 21, 2022

intrusive sex thoughts

It’s like I have hyperactive libido ramped up to 1000x. Sex dominates my thoughts every waking moment of every day. Masterbation helps for all of 5 minutes then it’s back on. Obviously I’m addicted to porn as it helps me masterbate more often to calm the unending torrents, but I’ve been trying really hard to quit as it’s so bad for my mental health and the way I see women, and my hyperactive libido has gotten so much worse. I can’t find any outlet for it at all; nothing I try can make it just stop.

I have intrusive sex thoughts. Fear me!

by Bad C dev April 13, 2023

Intrusive Extensor Digitorum Brevis Maxxing

When you intrusively train the extensor digitorum brevis, which is a muscle located in your feet

"have you ever had intrusive thoughts"

"No, but I have Intrusive extensor digitorum brevis muscles"

"Bro is not Intrusive Extensor Digitorum Brevis Maxxing lol"

by forklift wizard February 20, 2026

Intrusive Squirter

When you have a remote controlled bidet and your partner takes too long to go to the bathroom and you take control of the situation.

Sharon told Rickey that 1.5 hours was too long to be using the only toilet (and had a bidet feature) in the house. Sharon hooked up a remote control to the bidet, so she could control the time he sat and read on the toilet. She nicknamed her remote control, "The Intrusive Squirter!"

by Peter Rooter August 2, 2025

cranio-rectal intrusion

A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.

With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.

by BiggerD October 14, 2010