The act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having sexual intercourse with her. Some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one night stand. It also makes for a great story.
Me: (sends picture of hot girl to friend)
Friend: who is that
Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.
Friend: who is that
Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.
by @meedy_baby follow April 26, 2014
Get the Instabang mug.When a person not only pushes one to do something, but supports it in every way. Even if it means helping them get the drugs. A reverse "friend".
Tony: Hey man, you should do some drugs.
Donny: No man.
Tony: I'll go get it for you. Come on, please man--you know you want to--It's just drugs.
Donny: No. I don't want to do drugs.
Tony: Here, I'm calling him right now.
Donny: No.
Tony: What if two hot chicks with big boobs came in and had two line cut out across their tits and said do these lines off our large breasteses, would you do it then?
Donny: Maybe... yeah, probably.
Tony: So you're saying there's a chance?
Donny: Yeah.
Tony: Okay I'm calling him, where doings some drugs.
Andy: Donny, do some fucking drugs!
Donny: Okay.
... Instigating enabler(s)
Donny: No man.
Tony: I'll go get it for you. Come on, please man--you know you want to--It's just drugs.
Donny: No. I don't want to do drugs.
Tony: Here, I'm calling him right now.
Donny: No.
Tony: What if two hot chicks with big boobs came in and had two line cut out across their tits and said do these lines off our large breasteses, would you do it then?
Donny: Maybe... yeah, probably.
Tony: So you're saying there's a chance?
Donny: Yeah.
Tony: Okay I'm calling him, where doings some drugs.
Andy: Donny, do some fucking drugs!
Donny: Okay.
... Instigating enabler(s)
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When you have nothing better to do but fake like someone said something for your own entertainment.
When you have nothing better to do but fake like someone said something for your own entertainment.
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Jeff stop fucking with Tara, Tara stop engaging with Jeff or he’ll never stop.
Jason “I’ve had it with this instigating fuckery.”
Jason “I’ve had it with this instigating fuckery.”
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