Pooping in the Stone Age

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.

I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

by Subwolfer June 14, 2020

sword in the stone

The act occurs when a couple are having sex without a condom and the male does not "pull out" before ejaculating. The idea is that he is suppose to but it feels too good or he just doesnt give a fuck.

"I had sex with Hannah last night and fell victim to the sword in the stone, i busted inside of her."

by NeonBlack26 July 18, 2009

The Sword-in-the-Stone

While recieving a handjob the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks up very forcefully everyfew seconds. Like the boy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Camelot.

Nancy gave me the sword-in-the-stone last night
I kept screaming in pain but she thought they were moans of pleasure
and now my dick looks like a slinky

by DjDildo March 11, 2010

Don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house

It means you're being a douche who brags.

Yes Steve, but don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house.

by B Talented April 28, 2011

The Sword in the Stone

A novel of the legends of King Arthur written by T.H. White. The movie, created by Disney, is the best movie ever.

Hey man, have you heard of that kick ass movie The Sword in the Stone?

by carly December 15, 2004

Stone In the Surf

This is the term given to the people who dont continue the wave at a hockey game, concert etc.

Fortunately, the wave usually continues around them, but if there are a few in the same row, the wave may be destroyed.

"So me and Bob were at the game, and our friend Todd Peppers decided it would be funny to be a Stone In the Surf and consequently destroyed the wave we had going on"

by Not Todd Peppers February 28, 2009

Stone in my shoe

A "stone in my shoe" or "stone in the shoe" is something or someone who is causing severe irritation and creating problems for you.

In the movie Godfather, "I got a stone in my shoe, Mr. Corleone. A two-bit punk who works for me."
Joey Zasa to Michael regarding Vincent.

Student loan debt is a real stone in my shoe.

by JonSwift September 26, 2019