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improvment deterioration

Used for when people try to improve something but actually make it worse overall.

This is translated from the original German word : Verschlimmbesserung
by FaZe Optic Jevshot January 21, 2021
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improvised trolling device

Alex put an improvised trolling device in James's mailbox after he threw the comp match.
by AllIsernamesTkn January 25, 2022
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Remove Improve

When you remove recent activity, photo tags or anything on your Facebook profile's newsfeed that you don't want anyone to see.
Shit, I don't want anyone to see I wrote on Steve's wall, that kids a loser, better do a remove improve.
by SMODCASTRULES October 20, 2009
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Self improvement

Nah I would get a lot of shit from you guys for not doing the self improvement thing.
Hym "I'm not willing to do the self improvement thing for free anymore. I'm going to need some goth booty. Or some kind of booty equivalent. Like, some asmrtist booty or maybe some hispanic cleaning lady booty. But I don't know. I just... How about this: For every 1 booty of this 👆 caliber I receive, I will do 1000 push ups before collecting any subsequent booty. How does that sound? .... On second thought, 500 push ups. I'm thinking like 100 a day and I'm just not going to wait 10 days for subsequent booty. So, 500 per booty and the genius money factory will get in shape."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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improvisex

the alternative to getting a car to give your mates a lift when they get back from working in New Zealand.
chutney; I'll be home on sun night/monday morn. you got a car to drive me around in?

Bridget; err.. no! we'll improvisex
by chutneyd June 1, 2011
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self-improvement

v.
Masturbation.
Now self-destruction...
Self-improvement is masturbation... Now self-destruction...
by dip June 29, 2004
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Improvised biological warfare

When you cough or sneeze on someone to spread a disease or virus
Hey Ben I just used improvised biological warfare on the antivax kid and gave him covid-19
by Nukey dukey March 12, 2020
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