If

If is short for "I farted"

If excuse me

by Catarani February 12, 2025

If

A term that cool people use that means if that cat died I would probably jerk off😂❤️🔥

Person: If
Cool guy: Let me stop you right there. You were going to say if that cat died I would probably jerk off😂❤️🔥

by ReplacedPack348 March 20, 2024

If

Never ever gonna happen ever ever ever he is mine forever end of 🫶🥰🤭

If we break up

by Anonymous30295& June 1, 2024

If

"If" it's the elegant version of "Yes"

Stewardess: Do you have the flight belt on correctly?
Nicólas: If

by SobbingNoHoping November 23, 2021