The Vegas Inquisition

The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas.

This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.

Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas?

Mich: I did ok.

Goombah: Did anything cool happen?

Mich: You know the policy...

Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...

Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!

by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013

the dutch inquiry

A one-time trick that you play on someone who is clueless to your mischieviousness. Ask the clueless person if you have a hole in the seat of your pants because it feels breezy. When the person looks and says no ask the person to look closer. When they get closer to your butt, unsuspectingly looking for a hole, you let out a good old stinky fart!

He is so stupid. I did the Dutch Inquiry on him. He put his face right by my ass looking for the hole and I let out the noxious fumes of a burrito fart.

by Stagmen April 23, 2017

inquigulate

To mix a substance together or combined and assimilate concepts.

1) The recipe said to inquigulate the milk and eggs in a mixing bowl. 2) After moving to a whole new school the boy finally inquigulated with the environment and made some new friends. 3) The chemicals inquigulate to form a solution.

by Djfirhkfhvdjc July 17, 2014

spanish inquisition

1) A very clever sketch performed by the Monty Python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...
2) What nobody expects.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

by jiffy pop May 18, 2004

Inquisacquirative

adj. Forceful or aggressive in pursuit of something, especially a person, thing, or information.

Quit being so inquisacquirative!

by Qythero May 10, 2021

impeachment inquiry

A surefire method in the mind of the Commander in Cheat to insure hugely substantial profits from future hotels, golf courses and luxury townhouses.

This impeachment inquiry is boon for my financial future because the bigger a complete badass I am in the course of my Presidency, the bigger my bankroll, OK?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

inquant

Fatigued to the point of Ludicrous Hysteria.

It's when you're so tired that you can't stop laughing!

by sworkerpt August 7, 2005