impatient perfectionist

Someone who wants everything perfect but doesn't have the energy or time to do it. So the project ends up looking a little above average.

Wow you really did a fantastic job being average you you lazy control freek impatient perfectionist.

by bigfootshands January 2, 2014

Impatient

Being frustrated at having to wait for something.

Rhino is getting impatient because the meaning of "Jodie" is taking ages to come up.

by Spearmint Rhino April 3, 2003

impastafarian

a person, generally caucasian, who likes to listen to reggae while going to college. Their dorm room or apartment (usually paid for by parents) is adorned with Bob Marley posters. Generally, the lifestyle is an excuse to enjoy copious quantities of marijuana.

That impastafarian upstairs needs to turn that crap down, or it won't be just the sheriff getting shot.

by Ross Sewage June 30, 2006

Impathy

Impathy is the empathy that someone feels for themselves. To impathize is to feel empathy for the self. Impathy is the basis of self-love and is essential for peace of mind. However, psychopaths are also known to be deeply impathetic.

Noone needs more empathy from you than yourself. In other words, you need to have some impathy. Actually, you can't be genuinely empathetic without first being impathetic.

by BabuGeorge December 11, 2016

Impatient Dentist

When you are about to finish in a girl's mouth when she doesn't want you to, so she closes her mouth. Then you proceed to blow your load all over her closed lips like a dentist who's trying to get in someones mouth to clean but just gets pissed off.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "It was hilarious. My girl wouldn't open her mouth when I wanted to finish. I couldn't wait any longer so I gave her the impatient dentist."

by Mr. 35 July 19, 2010

Impasta

An among us term meaning either a fake imposter or an italian imposter. A mix between Imposter and pasta.

Crew mate: YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER!!!
Imposter: IM ITALIAN!!!
Crew mate: Then you are an impasta.

Crew mate: YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER!

Crew mate 2: SOMEONE SAW ME SCAN!!!
Crew mate 3: That's true I saw them scan.
Crew mate: Well then, Crew mate 2 is an impasta.

by anonymous October 12, 2020

Impatient Gourmet

The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.

"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."

by Alexis September 30, 2004