impedance

The bounciness of electricity, measured in ohms.

Nobody can define impedance so that anyone can understand.

by Monkeyboy February 17, 2005

impediousity

When another party's procrastination and inability to make a decision affects your ability to complete a task.

John's impediousity prevented Jim from finishing the deck.

by Poutine10 July 1, 2008

Impediman

A form of manspreading in which one obliviously stands or walks in someone's way. Typically a behavior attributed to white men.

Two white guys are standing at the bottom of the staircase talking. Jen and Alex try to get down the stairs.

Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.

The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 23, 2018

Impero

A blocking system used in a certain collection of schools.
It blocks literally every word that could be a game/settings window.
It's complete and utter trash.
In fact, it could be compared to a Buzzfeed article, and have a result of being identical to inbred twins.

"Window Closed, Reason: word in title 'Urban Dictionary'"
'BLOODY FLIPPIN' EDGE! IMPEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!'

by YA BOY TDOM September 26, 2018

Goldenberger's Speech Impediment

Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)

(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.

by bonelesspizza December 16, 2016

impedence

A measurement (in Ohms) of how much an electrical circuit pushes back when it's pushed.

The phone/phono jack input to an amp is usually a high-impedence circuit. It will not allow a high amount of current to flow into the amp. Woofers on the other hand are low-impedence devices which allow a large current flow from the amp to provide a massive amount of power to the people...unless you push too much and smoke em.

by hillsurfer March 28, 2007

impediment

Obstruction

The impediment is manifested.

by Larstait November 7, 2003