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IFO

“I’m finally out”

What one would caption their posts for only the gays and the theys to understand.
A: *looks at B’s post*
B: *caption says IFO*
A: what?
B: You’re obviously not 💅🏼
by Mellis May 8, 2022
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IFO

I have to use urban dictionary for today's acronyms, IFO!
by PHSKitty March 8, 2023
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iForce

A bunch of FanBoys who arrive at a bar and upon ordering their Creme de Menthe Frappe's immediately start texting each other on their iPhones.
An iForce is a gaggle of iFops on the town after a hard days shopping at the Apple Store.
by blackchurch November 7, 2010
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iFool

An overzealous person who is willing to pay top dollar for an Apple product as soon as it becomes available. They have been known to stand in line for hours, even camp out at a retail store, to try to be the first person to buy a newly-released Apple product.
Leaira: Hey, Jordan, look at all those people lining up by the door! What's going on?

Jordan: Oh, the new iPhone is coming out at midnight tonight. They want to be the first people to get one.

Leaira: Hahaha! That's crazy! Don't they know these things will be obsolete in like 6 months and they'll come out with something else?

Jordan: I'm sure some do, but I guess they want to be able to brag that they have one. What a bunch of iFools!

Leaira: Yeah, no doubt! In a year they won't even be able to give these things away on eBay!
by brie46902 August 28, 2009
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iFOD

Stands for "Itchy foot of death"

For anyone who has ever had an itchy foot, they know,
scratching it does not help.
Hence the name, Itchy foot of death.
Usually shortened for online use: iFOD
Guy 1: Dude I was watching a movie and I got the iFOD
Guy 2: That sucks man! I hate that, there is no relief
by NINJuhh November 1, 2009
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iFop

iFop owner of an iPhone.

By definition a Fop is a man who is much concerned with his dress and appearance"

Fop became a pejorative term for a foolish man over-concerned with his appearance and clothes in 17th century England. Some of the very many similar alternative terms are: "coxcomb," fribble, "popinjay" (meaning "parrot"), fashion-monger, and "ninny. ..."

Modern day Fop's are also known as FanBoys for their feminine appearance and unnecessary interest in "pretty technology".
FanBoys in recent months have fought hard to deny the existence of the "Bridge of Death" a technological failure in the latest version of the iPhone (Favourite Tool of iFops) which prevents the phone functioning as a phone when held in a natural manner.

The solution is to get a prophylactic from the fruit company Apple which ensure that your fingers do not actually make contact with iPhone thereby permitting its poor design to triumph.

All in all it is probably a form of natural justice that a firm named after a fruit makes phones which need an outer layer of apple skin to protect them in the real world.
by blackchurch November 6, 2010
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waow ifon

roxy: waow ifon
chara: waow ifon
mimi: waow ifon
by Roxy Astal November 9, 2021
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