iFool 

An overzealous person who is willing to pay top dollar for an Apple product as soon as it becomes available. They have been known to stand in line for hours, even camp out at a retail store, to try to be the first person to buy a newly-released Apple product.

Leaira: Hey, Jordan, look at all those people lining up by the door! What's going on?

Jordan: Oh, the new iPhone is coming out at midnight tonight. They want to be the first people to get one.

Leaira: Hahaha! That's crazy! Don't they know these things will be obsolete in like 6 months and they'll come out with something else?

Jordan: I'm sure some do, but I guess they want to be able to brag that they have one. What a bunch of iFools!

Leaira: Yeah, no doubt! In a year they won't even be able to give these things away on eBay!

iFool by brie46902 August 28, 2009

Ifeoluwa 

A name for a unique person. Its means 'love' or 'love of God' in Yoruba, a Nigerian language, and Egyptian. Chances are most people can't say their name so they can also be called Ife. Ifeoluwas are often very intelligent, ambitious, easy going, and great friends. They can be a bit quirky but they always have a smile on their face and are very approachable. However, don't let this fool you because even though they are slow to anger and sometimes shy, Ifeoluwas can be fiesty and tough. Don't mess with them or their family or butcher their name. They know what they want and how to get it.

"Ifeoluwa sure is smokin hot"
"That's not how you talk about a Queen"

"Ifeoluwa is such a ray of sunshine. For someone so smart, she also has a way with people!"

Ifeoluwa by AngelAfrica March 14, 2017

ifeoluwa 

Ifeoluwa is a unique name in the Yoruba side which mean love of God .the bearer of the name is intelligent loving and God loving its a unique

Ifeoluwa is my friend
This intelligent given is Ife

ifeoluwa by beautifulnation4 January 2, 2017

Ifeoluwa 

Ifeoluwa doesn't take nonsense, she's a jealous lover and loyal to a fault. You cannot easily buy her with sweet talk, a resilient lady who calmly handles tough situations without any getting to hurt people's feelings.

The name Ifeoluwa is only given to a lady whose self-control is totally 100 percent, and this explains why guys only secretly admire and respect her from afar. Ifeoluwa isn't made for every guy but specially made for guys who are responsible and man enough to handle her because she can be very stubborn and fierce when you "really" over step your boundaries.

A lot of people envy a lady with this name, cause their simplicity is at it peak, Ifeoluwa keeps her circle so small but regardless, she still got people wanting to be around her.. It's unfortunate Ifeoluwa doesn't like to have the attention of her partner divided, once she's into you, she wants to have you all to her self alone and once she realize she's not getting the same energy she's putting into you back, she calmly walk away

Ifeoluwa is only given to a person who has enough gusto to bear it

Have you seen Ife around?..

OH, is it that Ife that walks so confidently when she walks into a room?

Definitely, she's the one I'm talking about!

Ifeoluwa by Rachael☀ February 2, 2020

ifpology

A non-apology where the apologizer seeks to put the onus for an offense on those offended, and the word "if" sets a condition by which they are not really sorry. A form of fauxpology.

"I'm sorry if anyone was offended by my slur."
"So, if no one was offended, that makes it okay, and you're not sorry? Classic ifpology."

ifpology by Bryianzum January 31, 2018

Iffology

IF you had a way to describe it, IF you could, this would be one hell of a IF. IF is another presumption of a maybe habbening or IF it could happen. Either way, its IFFY but it could be or not be. Confused yet? It has a probability factor of 42 IF it happens, then it does, but never always more like a maybe, 50/50 chance definite.

Someone who wants something to happen, attempts to will it to life using the word IF, alot, and I mean ALOT.

IF that could happen to ole joey bag of doughnuts it could happen to anyone pete!

SHUT UP KAREN, it never can happen to him, quit being a IFFOLOGIST for pete's sake.
Ok ok ok, but IF it did happen, it could turn out bad or good.
IF IF IF IF, just let it happen...

Well shit guys its a cool word but its all i can come up with. IF I could do better, I would do better but IF I have a next time.. I will stop being fluent in iffology.

Iffology by Wise White Man March 25, 2022

iFoul 

An action in which an iPhone user gives yet another reason his iPhone and subsequently his life are better than yours. It is a derived from the word foul and a play on the Apple product iPhone. iFouls are commonly committed by iDicks (a term used to define a boastful Apple user) that are starved for attention in their iWorld. Further disambiguations may reference other Apple products such as the iPod, iMac, etc.

Person 1: Well I can just check the movie times on my iPhone.
Person 2: Dude....iFoul.

iFoul by Ben Brackett January 18, 2008