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I felt cold, so I left.

A diplomatic way of saying "f*** you" when someone is ignoring you, being rude to you, giving you the cold shoulder, boring you with superficial talk, not showing they care, being cold and insensitive, etc.
The statement doesn't have anything to do with the weather but everything to do with how warm and caring someone is towards you, how interested is a person in your conversation.
He/She ignored me the whole time. I felt cold, so I left.

He/She doesn't care. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me the cold shoulder. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me a sly look. I felt cold, so I left.
by O'Hara Eyes October 25, 2018
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Am i right or am i left

An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.

The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.
1+1=3 Aint right, its left.

OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?
by troytyggis55 January 9, 2017
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i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife
james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?
by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009
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i bet my left nut on it!

a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock
the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!
by sir curly February 5, 2007
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I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011
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.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.
.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
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i left

Person 1: dude I heard that January got cancelled from next year
Person 2: i left
Person 1: oh damn
by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022
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