Jackson "FatBoy" Smith is the fattest man alive, pure fat, no muscle. Everyone mistakes Jackson "FatBoy" Smith for corben because of how large he is. Every step he takes, you'll feel it all the way in europe, and people wonder why there is so many avalanches, but now we know who makes them.
Holy shit theres a earthquake, avalanche, buildings are all collIapsing at the same time, its a Jackson Hyrum "FatBoy" Smith!
by JJWHGHYUIOLKMNBGVFTGYUIK March 28, 2023
Get the Jackson Hyrum "FatBoy" Smithmug. Someone that’ll REALLY piss you off. Not because they’re an asswipe, but because of how good they were before. You’ll be the bestest of friends forever..! Except forever doesn’t *actually* mean forever.. it just means until he gets tired of you. Till he no longer “gets a lot out of texting you every single day.” Till those “every days” turn into twice a week. Then once every two weeks.. Till you eventually give up. You stop texting first to see what happens… and it’s exactly how you feared it would end.
With you being alone. Right when you needed him most.
With you being alone. Right when you needed him most.
by mellophonics September 16, 2025
Get the Hyrummug.