Hyrum

Someone that’ll REALLY piss you off. Not because they’re an asswipe, but because of how good they were before. You’ll be the bestest of friends forever..! Except forever doesn’t *actually* mean forever.. it just means until he gets tired of you. Till he no longer “gets a lot out of texting you every single day.” Till those “every days” turn into twice a week. Then once every two weeks.. Till you eventually give up. You stop texting first to see what happens… and it’s exactly how you feared it would end.

With you being alone. Right when you needed him most.

Why don’t we talk anymore, Hyrum? I really needed you.

Hyrum by mellophonics September 16, 2025

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Jackson Hyrum "FatBoy" Smith

Jackson "FatBoy" Smith is the fattest man alive, pure fat, no muscle. Everyone mistakes Jackson "FatBoy" Smith for corben because of how large he is. Every step he takes, you'll feel it all the way in europe, and people wonder why there is so many avalanches, but now we know who makes them.

Holy shit theres a earthquake, avalanche, buildings are all collIapsing at the same time, its a Jackson Hyrum "FatBoy" Smith!

Jackson Hyrum "FatBoy" Smith by JJWHGHYUIOLKMNBGVFTGYUIK March 28, 2023

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Harumi

Harumi is a person that is hard to get along with. It takes awhile, but she will soon warm up to you. Harumi is very serious but once you get to know her she becomes more and more outgoing. She loves animals and cares very much for people. She always puts people's needs before herself's. Harumi is a good friend to have.

A BEST FRIEND IS A HARUMI

Harumi by heyyyitsflower April 15, 2017

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Harum Scarum

1. Film starring Elvis Presley released in 1965, in which the popular singer travels to the Middle-East and is forced to assassinate people. Generally considered to be one of the entertainer's weaker movies.

2. Anarchic and mythological war of the sexes as depicted in Daniel Clowes' graphic novel, 'Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron'. In the book members of the female sex, led by the charismatic naturist Godfrey, rise up and begin using terrorist acts to subvert male authority. Eventually they storm the White House and hold the president ransom. While not the main focus of the comic it is nonetheless quite a spooky sub-plot.

1. Did you ever see Harum Scarum? Even as an Elvis fan I was slightly disappointed.

2. Harum Scarum man! The war of the sexes! You dig?

Harum Scarum by Liquid Sky June 11, 2008