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An expression of disbelief, annoyance, inquiry, contempt, shock, and elitism, among other things.

This word is best characterized by the image of a rich industrialist, bedecked in a fine silk top hat and monocle, sipping fine wine. This man of superb and discerning taste blows out his luxuirous mustache in a bold and resonant rush of sound "Harum!"

The exact meaning of this word can and will change subtly depending on the mood of its creator
"What did you think about the latest vaudeville performance by Eazy-E and the Trapeezyz?"

"Harum! It was barely worth my time!"
harum by Mustcollectfood November 12, 2007
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A fat autistic drunk sexually confused bad bard that may or may not be a dwarf and is defiantly the cause of the end of the world
harum is so fucking bad at being a bard
Harum by Randommonkey03 October 18, 2019
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Harum Scarum 

1. Film starring Elvis Presley released in 1965, in which the popular singer travels to the Middle-East and is forced to assassinate people. Generally considered to be one of the entertainer's weaker movies.

2. Anarchic and mythological war of the sexes as depicted in Daniel Clowes' graphic novel, 'Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron'. In the book members of the female sex, led by the charismatic naturist Godfrey, rise up and begin using terrorist acts to subvert male authority. Eventually they storm the White House and hold the president ransom. While not the main focus of the comic it is nonetheless quite a spooky sub-plot.
1. Did you ever see Harum Scarum? Even as an Elvis fan I was slightly disappointed.

2. Harum Scarum man! The war of the sexes! You dig?
Harum Scarum by Liquid Sky June 11, 2008

HARUM SCARUM 

this is when sombodyparticlularly a femaleis very unattractive
boy1:yo did you see that girl who walked by?
boy2:yea she got a bad case of HARUM SCARUM
boy1:word!
HARUM SCARUM by dr diss July 9, 2009

Harum Scarum 

Known for their awkward association with birds (both the human and chicken kind)

Not good at communicating.

Overly enthusiastic with flavours. Particularly ginger, tumeric and wild garlic.

Broken if they witness an animal excreting. Occasionally appalled but considers them- self’s ‘at one’ with nature.

Someone who likes to use long words that they or no one else actually understands.

Only interested in girls with an accent after exhausting local supplies.

Not in the slightest bit interested in e-bikes.
Person 1 “Hey, I was thinking of coming out as Harum Scarum, do you think people will be cool with me?”

Person 2 “I’d suggest admitting you’re gay instead, it’ll come as no surprise and I think it’ll be good to get it off your chest”
Harum Scarum by Mushroomforcoffee? November 23, 2023

Procol Harum 

Procol Harum was a British Rock/Psychedelic/Progressive band that was formed in the early 1960s. They drew attention with their #1 hit single "A Whiter Shade of Pale", though over time their success declined and they obtained a large cult following.

After the success of their initial studio work, they decided to tour, with their first show being the opening act for Jimi Hendrix in 1967.

The Original (Classical) lineup consisted of Gary Brooker (piano and lead vocals), Robin Trower (guitar), Matthew Fisher (organ), David Knights (bass), B.J. Wilson (drums), and Keith Reid (lyricist), though there were many, many lineup changes before they broke up in 1977.

Point of interest: Procol Harum's "A Whiter Shade of Pale" tied with Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" for Best British Pop Single 1952-1977.
Bill: Man, do you want to listen to some good music?

Dave: Yeah man.

Bill: I'll break out the Procol Harum

Dave: Sweet
Procol Harum by doktorfunk August 3, 2005

harm reduction

The practice of providing advice and helpful suggestions to a novice regarding potentially dangerous activities in the hope that they will heed the advice and not cause hurt or harm to themselves or others.
Practicing harm reduction Keith showed Brittany how to IV drugs. According to him he didn't want the wrong person showing her the wrong way, because he knew she was headstrong.
harm reduction by Nikki Stixx December 9, 2018
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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